Lazily, I sat with a computer in my lap, and some Irken coffee ready to be sipped. As I moved for the first time, voices boomed everywhere. My Tallest! How had I known them, I had just opened my eyes! I shrugged, while the speaker screamed, "Hello, KIR. You've just been created by us, the Tallest! You're a combination of our brilliant SIR's-" the voice froze, projecting a large image of a SIR onto the wall, "And...GIR..." they moaned as a picture of a fluffy...dog appeared!? Then, it showed GIR as a robot. A relief.
"So, my Tallest, what is so special about I, KIR?" I asked.
"You will go to Earth--Zim's planet, and you'll spread Irken culture. Zim will be confused! Ha ha ha! We've even included GIR's famous Earth-Dog suit--in orange! You'll wear it everywhere--but act normal. I won't accept another one of our robots talking in public. Now, let's get you to Earth!!!" My Tallest screeched. Soon, I was off, racing through space to ruin this Zim guy's future. Just what I wanted to do!
CHAPTER ONE: Gir!!! Sieze him!!
I landed in front of "Zim's" base...hmm, GIR was running around dressed like a dog. Ametur. I zipped up my orange dog suit, and I waddled around on two legs. I dropped to four as my jet-legs stopped running. I walked over to GIR. "Earth Doggie!" yelled GIR. I rolled my eyes, and then looked around, seeing no one.
I stood up, and gripped his collar. "I be here to foil Zim's scheme. As you know, he's no Invader. LOL, to you, mister! GIR, you are a threat to my mission. I am going to get ridda you somehow. Let's put choo in my backpack..." I threw him into my pack, which I threw into my gut. I ran into Zim's house, acting insane.
"GIR! Where have you BEEN!?" Zim shrieked.
"Makin' bacon soap!" cried the GIR in mah gut. I moved my mouth so it looked like I was speaking.
